Haze.

Kementerian Pelajaran recently advised all schools to stop any extra curriculum activities because of the low quality of air.

How I wished that Kementerian Sumber Manusia was next to say, all working Malaysian is advised NOT to go to work because of all the health problems connected to haze.

Instead, stay indoors..... or shop in MidValley Megamall for hours if you need to exercise.

And JAKIM to advise Malaysians who intended to watch Konsert Fantasia Siti Nurhaliza to stay at home and recite Al-Quran instead. Furthermore, you can't really see her in the jerebu, right?

Hehehehehe.

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Playing Emoticons.

This is Lynn.
This is Aida. --> TANAK! TANAK GOMOK! (Dah preggy nak wat camne dek? hehehe)
This is Ina.
This is Aini.
This is Tini.



Yay! Dah pandai letak smiley nyeh nyeh nyeh.

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Communication Jargon.

Some people who're in relationship sometime have their own communication jargons that only them could understand. My family for example, has lots of them, jargons mostly championed by my dear late father. Dig in!

Jejawat - to say that someone has lots of acne on his / her face
Mok-mok - to say that someone is fat
Bel-bel bul - to say that someone does not have good and firm figure
Trik-trik - to say that someone uses tricky ways to get something
Tam-tam - to say that one's complexion is dark
Vit-vit - to say that one's hair is curly like mee maggi
Cuk-cuk - to say that someone is smelly
Idodoh - obviously, stupid
Ogel-ogel - naked? ngeeee...
Ontot - bottom? ngeeee...
Menyelapet - to loitter in warung
Ngeteh - to loitter in warung while drinking teh tarik (eventhough this is supposed to be men's affair, my father loved to brought me along :shame shame: heeee)

So, if you hear my brothers say "Idodoh betol la! Dah la ontot tam-tam cuk-cuk!", you'll understand, won't you?

Yeah yeah we insults each other tenderly hohohoh.

And jargons between me and Ahmad, are like:

Budak - to greet each other
Apa mau / Pebender? - to ask what's the reason one's calling
Ha ye lah - to show despair
Aiyaiyaiyai - to show sadness
Huh? - to show disbelieve
Nak kena nih - to disapprove one's action or words
Kentut you - your guess? hehehehe.....

And we used to have a secret code, when we are calling each other and the line is not clear (Read: Suspicious parents / siblings in a radius of 5 meters) and we wouldn't want to sound so mushy mushy, to end the call we'll say, "Lobster in the sea". Hahahaha don't ask me how the phrase came about.

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Kepala pening. Nampak bintang-bintang menari pusing-pusing atas kepala. Will update later.

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Rambling.

Again I blog in early a.m. It wasn't caffeine overdose this time around. Just that I 'accidently' had a nice three-hour afternoon nap with Ameer :grin:

I can't sleep, Ahmad is not in, but I'm not feeling creepy. Yay! Perhaps the caffeine last time made me think a lot more bizarre than I usually am.

Watched bola for a while... Latvia vs Germany. The game looks a bit lemau. So, I switched off the tv. Guess that I was only excited with bola last World Cup.... err, with Ahn Jung Han actually muehehehe. I really like his loooong wavy hair... eh, his tackling skill I mean :wink:

Oh, before that I watched Audition and very very proud with Tria. I've met her before, she looks so young for his age, and pretty... but she doesn't look that good on tv. Tak fotogenik la kot? She's improved a lot on her performance attitude and facial expression. And she got the first ranking this week. Aziz, jury paling laser, even commented that she's going to be a star. Yay! So happy for her.

And the best of all, Ameer had his first all four crawl at approximately 9.15 p.m., when we were busy watching Audition. Very very Yay!

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Few blab.

[1]
Kalau ye pon nak melancholic, tak payah la sampai kad lrt tu jatuh kat rail. Kan dah rugi. Nasib baik la tinggal singgit nam posen jek. Kalau poloh-poloh inggit, gigit jari ler.

(Kalau ikutkan rasa hati aku, nak je turun ambik balik. Tapi tak pasal2 kang electrocuted, kiok free free, lepas tu masuk newspaper muka depan lagik)

[2]
Boohoo hoo pagi tadi Ameer merajuk dengan aku. Dia nak kat Abah je. Adakah kerana aku:

(1) selalu paksa Ameer makan ubat?
(2) selalu tinggalkan Ameer dekat nursery?
(3) selalu takmo dukung Ameer sebab banyak keje nak buat & time is running & his father is willing to do it?
(4) semua yang di atas?

[3]
Just do it your own way, girl. Let your heart guide you in search of a true love. But off course use your brain once in a while :lol:

There is no right or wrong in loving someone and to be loved in return. If it is he who you love, then pursue (in your way off course). No matter what obstacles in front of you. But if you fail, that's OK, at least you've tried and won't regret it later in life.

Yeah, it's irony for me to give such an advice. I whom the beloved said,"hati batu, takde hati dan perasaan." But believe it or not, I'm a believer of love miracle.

Love will find its way, girl :wink:

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Adaptasi Iklan Syampu.

XXX: Lynn, aku sudah dapat tawaran kerja tapi..... di Canada.
Lynn: Pergilah, kalau tidak, kau akan menyesal (kontrol ayu dan berpaling)
XXX admire Lynn daripada belakang dan mengusap2 tudung Lynn wakakaka.
XXX: Sebelum aku pergi, sudikah kau mengahwiniku?
Lynn terkejut dan mereka pun berpelukan.

Woi woi dosa pelok-pelok nih muakakakaka.

p/s: hanya imaginasi liar penulis.

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Selasa yang biru jugak.

Ermm.. Ameer still not well :(

He became very feverish at 2.30 a.m. and we stayed up with him. Tried to give him the medicine but he vomited it out. Together with all the milk in his stomach. And at 5 a.m. he vomited again.

He cried when I left him in the nursery, reaching for my hug and not wanting me to let him go. Boohoo hoo so so sad.

I'm so sorry son. I promised you that after I finished the contract with this company, I'll quit my job and look after you and your siblings (if any hehehe)

(And that if Abah made a lot of money too)

Just another five years to go.... five years.

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Isnin yang Biru.

Ahmad, Ameer and I did a very, very naughty thing on a Monday morning. We slept and woke up at 9.30 a.m. teehee hee.

Actually it was a phone ringing that woke us up. And if Ameer didn't wide awake and making his whiny noise, perhaps the two responsible parents will continue sleeping.

And Ahmad said, lying there on the bed with his eyes shut, "I'm taking half day leave."

"Nah... it's OK with me. Late to office is no big deal." Muahahahaha.

A lecture of rezeki yang halal came around then. Ngeeee..... remind me to sedeqah some money next month.

But Ameer is not well. He got flu and perhaps a fever, and he oh so clingy this morning, and he didn't want me to leave him in the nursery boohoo hoo. It wretched my heart to see him like that.

And a lecture of sacrifice came around in the car after that. Guess I'm getting a lot of lectures now and then.

Not that the lectures aren't good. They're good actually. Just that sometime people can be very degil... people like me :D

And what husband is for if not to lead you to the right path?

xoxoxo

Mr. GJ (bukan AJ ye kawan-kawan) told me that babies are actually boring since all they do are sleep all the time until nine months when they are building character and that's when your life as parents will become interesting.... and irritating.

And Ameer is nine months and building his character, all right.

On Sunday, he called me "Ah!", gave me a cheeky smile and make a move towards the toilet. I didn't do anything. He called me again "Ah!", gave me another cheeky smile and make another move to the toilet. And when I started to reach for him, he quickly dashed towards the toilet, giggling away. He did this because he knows I'll get angry whenever he tries to wander to the toilet. Eiii, kotorlah!!

Issshhh... nak kena nih Ameer ni!! Dah pandai main-mainkan Mama gggrrr.

:lol:

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Rambut Ameer dah tak mencacak macam San Goku lagi, tapi botak macam Abang Qi muehehehehe. Rupa-rupanya comel jugak Ameer ni kalau botak.

Maka Ahmad pon berkata,"Macam Abah la. Abah botak pon comel juga."

Ye lah tu :P

Erm, kalau botak, boleh jadi Super Saiya tak ha?

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Aku kurung Ameer dalam babycot. Kalau tinggal je atas tilam, gerenti dia kejar and tunggu depan pintu toilet sambil ketuk-ketuk pintu panggei mama mama, nangis nangis. Lemau betol la anak bujang sorang ni.

Dalam babycot pon dia dok panggei-panggei aku. Aku buat tak tau jek, ye la waktu Maghrib dah nak abes. Sekali tu bila aku keluar, rerupanya budak nih dah berdiri, berpaut kat railing babycot.

Hoh???? Bila dia belajar mende nih????

Muka eksyen pulak tu, yela dah tere buat bende yang baru. Dok senyum sengih nak tunjuk kat Mama la tu :P

Memula tu aku cam happy la kan, wow anak Mama dah pandai lah. But then, mulalah aku risau, budak ni mana la tau kalau dia lepas tangan, dia akan jatuh ke belakang and terhantuk kayu railing babycot tu since dia belum belajar berdiri sendiri. Setakat berpaut tu tere la kan?

Hadoooii laaaaa, apa ikhtiar aku nak solat dengan khusyuk lepas niiihhh????

Laki aku mana der maaaaa. Dia solat kat masjid / surau dekat kol seplo baru nampak batang hidung mancung dia tuh.

Ngaaa kena beli apakenamanya bende tu, yang macam kusyen keliling babycot tu?

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Yay! Ahmad dah balik!

To my Ahmad, if you happened to peek into my blog, just want to let you know that I've been missing you (like crazy) for those three days you've been away.

Ngeeee lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

:look for hideout:

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The Weekend.

The most productive ever for 2004.

Saturday was spent on washing piles and piles of dirty clothes, which I dumped into the laundry bucket in the storeroom until the room looks really really like a storeroom, which is good because that's what the room is supposed to be but not good because the mice and cockroach may make their perkampungan in there and its really really messy that you can't get yourself into the room. Furthermore, we ran out of clothes.

Hahaha some sort of wifey I am.

Luckily the weather is very very sunny so that the clothes get dried quickly and so I managed to get 10 washing all together on Saturday. And Ameer is being very very nice that he slept 3 hours in the afternoon so that I can get the lunch and other house chores done.

Sunday morning, I went to Masjid India to buy some tudung sekolah and took Ameer along. Ye la, takkan nak tinggalkan Ameer dengan Adha dot kan? Adha tu dah ler patah kaki, satu hal lak nak menjaga Ameer yang mengada-ngada tu. As I carried Ameer in the sling, in and out the lrt, walking all the way, realization kicked in. My son is really really big and heavy. Adeh, apalah yang Ameer makan ni sampai gomok macam ni :P

Patah pinggang Mama.

Then in the evening, we went to Abe Mir's house in Shah Alam for Mukri's birthday party. Kinda malu because I'm the only one who didn't bring any present. Sorry la sayang, Ayah Mat is out of town, Cik Tini tak sempat nak belikan present. Next time OK?

Reached home at 9.45 p.m. and feeling wornt out. Both of us slept very very soundly then.

Both of us were hit with Monday Blues this morning. Ameer just didn't want me to get out of his sight, he cried his lung out and vomited as a result (ggrr, kan Mama dah kata jangan nangis sampai nak terkeluar anak tekak), so I had to give in and just lay besides him for half an hour. I even thought of taking the day off as I am feeling wornt out myself, but I just can't afford to lose another leave.

And in the nursery, he cried and cried too, but clever Tini put him on the floor with other kids and showed him the lion, and while he's not looking at her, she silently crept to the door and off she went to the office. Stupendous Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) is going to have his rival --> The Stupendous Tini. Teehee hee.

Hmm... perhaps I can leave the office early, have a beauty sleep for an hour or two and then take Ameer from the nursery at six :kuar tanduk:

Ahmad will be coming home next morning. Yay! Hope he brought anything for me from Kelantan.

Oh, have I told you that I had enough of Crossword? My head gone whoozy reading the thick dictionary. I've thought of taking a break from Crossword this week, only to find out that the prize for this week is the one that I have been waiting for, two flight tickets to Middle East. Ggrr, guess I have to do this one too. Guess I'll have my break next week.... unless if the prize are tickets to Scotland :D

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Bla Bla Bla.

The family trip to Kelantan is cancelled. Since Ayid and family is going back to K. Waza's hometown in Pasir Putih, we have nowhere else to dump Adha dot the robocop, the one with iron steel, screws and nuts in his right leg, so the trip has to be cancelled.

Which also means, there will be no "berak"ing in the bus experience for Ameer, and his chaotic mama off course. Hmm.. should I be dissappointed?

Ahmad still be out of town though, since he has something to do in Kelantan. This gives me chance to have some quality time with Ameer at the Midvalley Megamall *keluar tanduk*

Interframe: Mulakan pagi anda dengan Kopi Ginseng Amerika Luxor! Nikmatnya aaahh, tak tertahan!

Dapatkan sekarang daripada agen berdekatan --> aku la tu hehehe.

Location: Gerai Nasi Ayam Executive
Time: 8.45 a.m, 3 June 2004

Tini: Kulit ayam ni awak tak boleh makan (sambil mengepau kulit ayam dalam pinggan Ahmad)
Ahmad: Kenapa pulak?
Tini: Err.. banyak lemak.
Ahmad: Kalau macam tu, org gemuk la (nak refer aku la tu) takleh makan. Orang hensem macam saya takpe.
Tini: Ala, hensem tu esok lusa Allah boleh tarik balik.
Ahmad: Kalau bersyukur takpe. (Quote Ayat Quran yang bermaksud, "Jika kamu bersyukur, maka akan Aku tambah lagi kepada kamu) Ya Allah, aku bersyukur kepadamu dan tambahkanlah kehenseman aku.
Tini: %@#$& (Cait! Pandai buat lawak lak Mat Tabligh modern nih)

Interframe lagi: Kopi Tongkat Ali Luxor, sungguh sihat, sungguh nikmat. Dapatkannya sekarang! --> from aku le nyeh nyeh.

Fancy how your life companion would sooner or later become the second you. Like Ahmad, who now save the chicken for the last muehehehehe. I guess he has come to understand how syok it is to eat the fried chicken on its own. Soooo delicious, and finger lickin' good!!!

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Amuse Myself.

First Amusement:
Finally, he said the magic word, "Mama!"

Teehee toodle dee.. I'm happy, I'm happy like a bee! Tum tum tadda... Weeheee... he called me Mama! OK, he said mamamamama but at least, it's mama hehehe.

After a few threat last Sunday, like,"Go to Abah if you keep saying Abah, Abah!" or,"This is Mama, I don't want to layan you if you say Abah", finally he gets what I mean. And I meant business. No Mama, no mushy mushy with me. (Nota: Aku memang ibu yang kejam)

So Monday, he started to blab mamamama. I was shocked, and happy! Yay!

Second Amusement:
Saya bukan nak menunjuk-nunjuk, tapi front loading washing machine saya baru saja sampai petang semalam *angkat-angkat kening*

Another Yay!

Third Amusement:
I've thought of the next slogan I shall use for the crossword contest.

Yay! No need to crack my head to catch the deadline.

Fourth Amusement:
Ahmad ym me to tell that he needs to go back Kelantan for work. So he asked whether I want to tag along. Hohoho balik kampong, dapat jalan-jalan, mestilah nak.

Yay! Nak beli tudung sekolah warna-warni banyak-banyak!

Hu... naik bas? Tak berapa yay.

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