Saya sayang Mak.

Birthday Mak: 10/5
Hari Ibu: 8/5
Family Day: 7 & 8 Mei di A'Famosa Resort

Ah. Buntunya.

Tak tahu nak belikan apa. Semalam berjalan di Midveli, mengusha barang kemas. Mostly kedai jual white gold. Mak aku mana minat white gold. Taste dia tentulah taste orang tua.

Emas kuning. Pas tu besar gedabak biar sepuluh batu orang dah nampak.

Payah betul nak cari. Kalau design lawa, mesti white gold. Taste aku lak tu nyehehehe. Kecik2 comel. Aku pulak yang kena lari jauh2 sebab nanti aku terbeli untuk diri aku lak :lol:

Emas kuningnya.. adeh, design macam nak tanak je. Huhuhu.

Then, last-last jumpa Poh Kong. Ngaaaa.... bestnya. Banyak option emas kuning. Aku berkenan kat satu nih. Mak aku pakai mesti lawa. Tapi rege... gegegege dekat dua ribu henggit uhuk!

Dua ribu henggit tu lagi bagus kalo aku masukkan dalam akaun Tabung Haji mak aku. Kan?

So... aku beli benda biasa-biasa je la kot hehehehe. Lagipun, bonusnya pon belum masuk lagi.

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New skill added.

Apart from the ordinary kicking, tossing and catching, he now can toss the ball in the air and kick it.

Quite impressive eh?

Better stop here before I start bragging.

xoxoxo

Perhaps the creative people behind "Diriku bukan sekadar nombor" didn't have the opportunity to attend TMW team building.

Because if they do, they won't put bukan in the tagline.

For human mind works in term of pictures. When you say baby, I see Ameer's visual in my mind. When you say cat, I see Buntut's picture in my mind. Off course if you say computer games, I see Mat Sojourn at his computer table with spider cobweb all around him. I can also visualize myself putting a thick Economic hardcover textbook on his head without him even realising.

So, if you tell me NO, what's in my mind? Nothing. Takde. Kosong. Mindaku hitam gelap gulita.

Instead of "Diriku bukan sekadar nombor", the memory in my mind will store "Diriku sekadar nombor." Sama macam "Taknak rokok!", yang stored in your mind is "Rokok!"

So now, thanks to the advert, Malaysian will always remembers the company as syarikat jual telefon. Since in the mind of the customers, numbers in telecommuncation industry means telephone services. Voice. Yes, it is OK that people knows we provide telephone services, but the thing is DATA is the 'it' thing. Not voice. Voice is shrinking, data is growing.

Perhaps the objective of the advert is that, the company provides not only voice but also data. But in my opinion, kalau follow cakap facilitator team building, the tagline will backfire. They should look for a more loud and clear, positive tagline, macam Celcom punya, THIS IS CELCOM TERRITORY. Mesejnya terang, jelas dan nyata. Sekali baca orang dah faham.

Yang aku kompius cuma satu, apsal iklan celcom dalam TV warna purple dengan kuning? Bukan logo celcom warna biru & merah ke?

xoxoxo

Email:
From todays meeting, [nama unit] advised us to put up the request for the [nama product aku] capability to [nama unit aku] specifically to [nama aku] & cc to [nama bos].

Uh uh.

Pergh. Power ah. Orang kena request specifically kat aku. Pergh. Still tak pecaya lagi nih. Dasyat sungguh peranan aku.

Adoi la. Sepatutnya orang request kat bos ler, then dia akan forward the request to me. Not the other way around. Sebab kalau direct kepada aku, ada harapan aku tak paham langsung. Bos yang akan beri tunjuk ajar. Ini bukan hal operation. Ini hal kena buat analysis. Kena buat paper. Kena dapat endorsement Management. So, kalau ada apa-apa request, sepatutnya melalui bos ler. Bukan orang bawah.

Hai. Macam-macam ada.

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Nak nangis ke nak gelak kat diri sendiri?

Punyalah bersepah meja aku. Sampai nak letak tangan pon takde space. Ngam-ngam untuk menaip jek hehehe. Penuh dengan kertas-kertas. Aku memang tak boleh buat keje ala paperless. Sebab nak buat analysis tak best kalau tengok kat screen. Last-last, print jugak.

Dah la gitu, nak kemas meja pon tadak masa. Tiap-tiap hari ada je meeting. Ada je requirement2 baru from customer. Nasioncom nak interconnect macam ni la, Celcom nak commercial arrangement macam ni la, nak itu, tanak ini, nehi yennedey? tarakucha wachaaa!!!

Pendekkan cerita, hidup aku tak pernahnya constant. Hari ni buat analysis lain, esok buat lain pulak. Kadang tu, nak garuk kepala pon takde masa. Sebab semuanya nak ASAP. Bagi instruction pagi, nak jawapan petang. So aku tibai jek apa jadi. Nasib baik otak aku pantas menaakul MUAHAHAHAHA :dengan riaknya aku berjalan di muka bumi:

Jadi, aku nak pesan kat korang awal-awal. Kalau datang kat meja aku, jangan kecikkan atau besarkan mata. MEMANG BERSEPAH! Korang buat muka cool saja okeh? Aku time preggy nih sensitif skit hehehe.

Buat peminat setiaku :angkat kening: BABYHAZIQ, Meg's that I've read:

1. Boy Meets Girl
Genre: Adult romantic comedy

Pro: Kelakar tak hengat. Gaya penulisan yang santai. Relate dengan hidup kita, in which we communicate via emails, instant messaging, post-it notes, telephone, journal etc. etc.

Cons: Tahap kejiwangan MINIMAL. Not for jiwang karats soul.

Benefit: Learn how formal corporate communication can be interesting.

2. All American Girl
Genre: Teenage romantic comedy

Pro: Terasa anda kembali ke zaman remaja. Jalan cerita OK, but remaja issue la kan tapinya. Gaya penulisan, sah-sah la aku suka hehehe.

Cons: Jangan baca kalau anda terasa terlalu tua untuk teens stories hehehe.

Benefit: Learn how your teenage kids think and behave (as if korang ada anak remaja :P)

3. Princess Diaries I to V
Errr... perlu ke aku elaborate? Sah-sah la best. But again, kalo anda berjiwa tua, jangan baca :P

p/s: jika anda peminat cover buku yang cun-cun, silalah kumpul Meg Cabot's :D

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Rindu aku setengah mati kan?

Aku paham. Paham sangat-sangat. Well, what can I do? I'm too irresistable MUAHAHAHAHA.

Thusday, Friday & Saturday yang lepas aku 'dipaksa' pergi Bagan Lalang untuk team building. Orang-orangan yang dah pegi kata best, tapi aku rasa cam so-so.

Mungkin sebab badan aku letih ya amat. Ngantuk tak tertahan. Kalau kat opis boleh le aku tido, since takde specific schedule.

Paling aku tensen, tak dapat tengok Explorace!! WAAAAAAAA AMIIIIRRR!!! Tensennya tak dapat dengar ayat2 best ko!!!

But, makan memang BEST! Aku makan banyak-banyak. Sampai perot yang yot bertambah yot.

xoxoxo

You'll understand the value of excellent communication skill and high confidence if you watch The Apprentice 2.

Jen is not an excellent performer, but she gets to be the Final 2 because of these two important criterias.

Poor Sandy. She's a performer as compared to Jen, but during interviews or in the board room, she doesn't look impressive enough.

Whatever it is, I DOVE YOU BILL!!!!

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Idiot Box.

Semalam cuti, tapi berkali-kali juga orang ofis telefon. Tensen tu memang ler tensen, tapi nak buat camne. Aku pon selalu gak call bos masa dia cuti. Sekarang dia lak revenge kat aku hehehe. (Padahal on friday tu dia sendiri yang suruh aku tutup henpon)

Hari ni pon cuti jugak, tapi tak senang hati, datang la sekejap ke opis. Ceh, ingatkan pukul 10 nak blah. Nampaknya aku masih di sini. Keje baru siap, tapi kerana tanggungjawab terhadap peminat-peminat :angkat kening: updet la dulu.

xoxoxo

So, we failed in the parenting department.

The kid, at the age of one and a half year old, is addicted to TV. Or VCD to be exact. He:

1. cried upon waking up in the morning. the only remedy is when the TV is switched on;

2. stand in front of the TV as he walks in the apartment after I pick him up from the nursery, with his finger pointing to the switch.

3. picked his own favorite VCD.

4. ran naked to the TV after his bath.

5. sleep in front of the TV.

Why must he be a TV-holic like me? :devastated:

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A TV-holic and a VCD-holic is a bad combination. Never never never married them two. But if one of them is related to you by blood, there's nothing much you can do though.

Especially if its your own son.

I actually don't mind if he wanted to watch Cats and Dogs over and over again, but not on my Malay telenovela Rafflesia time slot!!!!!! Gggrr.... just one hour on Sunday and Monday night.

But to argue with a 19-months old baby is like, a waste of time and energy. Furthermore, its kinda stupid la kan?

On top of that, I'm his mother. Mothers don't quarrel over stupid things like this.

But still, it's the RAFFLESIA!!!!! :devastated:

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The graph of Faith :P

sejak gempa bumi, graf kesojournan seperti menurun dan graf ketablighan menunjukkan sedikit peningkatan.

aku?

ceterus peribus. bilalah nak insap.

xoxoxo

"Ayah Mat." Jari telunjuknya dituding kepada Ahmad.

Huh?

Macam mana Alisha (kakak Ameer di nursery, 2 years old) boleh tau nickname Ahmad?

Gegege dasyatnyer budak ni punya six sense.

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Vegetable Haters.

"Ameer, nak?"

Dia tengok. Muka berkerut. Tunjuk. Geleng kepala.

"Sedap sayur ni meer."

Geleng-geleng.

Isk, macam mana la dia tau yang warna hijau ni tak sedap. OK, takpe.. aku sembunyikan sayur tu kat bawah nasi.

"Ameer, nah."

Tengok. Ok line clear, ngap! Erk, mama tipu. Dia muntahkan sayur hijau.

Ngeeee... salah aku kah?

xoxoxo

Yay!

Amir and Dani make it to Final in Explorace.

Suka suka suka suka suka suka suka.

Dah lama aku tak tengok Explorace, tapi camne semalam boleh tertengok. Everytime tertengok Explorace, mesti masa time diorang race. Cam jodoh je aku ngan team yang comel nih nyehehehehe.

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