Lari bogel.

Screamed until the voice croaked like frogs to no avail.

All he did was giggled and ran away, half naked.

I'm so tired dealing with this monkey-attitude, so I just let him running bogel with only his diaper on.

Ten minutes later he came to the mattress, laying playfully with the parents. Especially dunking himself onto my stomach. Ggrr, not mama's stomach please!

And still naked.

Finally I said, "Ameer nak pegi jalan-jalan tak? Kalau nak, pakai baju dulu eh?"

He quickly stood up and gave me his clothes. Then he went to pick his shoes up, and whined all the way as the parents were getting ready.

I never knew I have to bribe my own son, just for him to put his clothes on :shook head:

Ameer says, so clever!

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Explorace Session II

Interesting quotes from the winning couple of Episode 1:
"Now you are looking at my back. You will be looking at my back forever." Amir to his opponent.
"Kau ni lembab sangat lah." Dani
"Ikat matilah tali kasut ko tuh." Where Amir replies with,"Tali kasut aku basah la bodoh!"
"Aku tau la aku salah, memang aku minta maap banyak2, tapi kita nak buat camne? Kena teruskan jugak." Dani pujuk Amir when he directed them to wrong route.

Oh auww... Dani held the tired and sulking Amir's hand as they crossed the road and climbed the stairs. That is so, so sweet. (Nevermind that they're both men.)

And the best quote from Amir at the end of the show,"Saya masih ingat, masa kami panjat tangga, Dani cakap pada saya, aku cakap betul dengan kau ni Amir, kalau kita kalah kali ni, aku tendang-tendang kau!" Muahahahaha.

"Mana ada aku cakap?"
"Ada la kau cakap."

Teeheheh. Comel kan?

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Going to the beach.

Tuai padi antara masak,
Esok jangan layu-layuan,
Intai tini antara nampak,
Esok jangan rindu-rinduan.

Bye bye KL. Hello PD.

Tsk tsk. Ameer.. Abang..

:merenung sayu:

Eh, Abang? Gegegege geli.

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Kaki Jalan.

Don't you ever promise him for a walk because for the next couple of minutes he will test your sanity until the family is finally out of the apartment.

He'll bring you his shoes when you are trying to wear your tudung sekolah. He'll wail and whine and follow you everywhere when you are trying to find your keys. He'll roll on the floor and get himself hurt while you turn the apartment upside down to find your forgetful-and-throw-things-everywhere husband's wallet and handphones (and nag him in the process).

We wonder where he gets this interest to jalan-jalan, because both of the parents are homey people. We preferred staying home, watching TV or playing games.

So, we figured he must be cucu Tok Bah.

xoxoxo

WTH was I climbing up the stairs for? I could just go back home, right? when Menara went black out.

But no, I decided to climb the stairs.

Ah, damn the workload!

And if I didn't post anything after this one, that's because I'll be in PD for a 4-days workshop. Another damnation.

Ggrr, I SO hate this :kuar asap from kepala:

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While you were sleeping.

After making chaos in the apartment, running here and there, throwing things on the floor until 3.30 a.m. the day before, Al-Budet was such an angel for sleeping from 7.30 p.m last night until we woke him up at 8.10 a.m. this morning.

Orang kata rezeki jangan ditolak hehehe.

I fell asleep at 8.30 p.m while waiting for my daily dosage of Korean soppy drama, only to wake up at 3.00 a.m. for Isya' prayer.

To my horror though, the grill wasn't locked and only the doorknob was locked. Usually, we would latch the door for extra security measures. Ggrr, 'that' someone always forgot to check the doors. Semua nak kita buat :geram:

I quickly latched the door and looked for our wallets and handphones to make sure nothing was stolen.

Thank God, no Elasticman came. Perhaps, the Quran recital that Mat dah-nak-Tabligh-balik opened so loud chased away the evils :tak jadi geram:

Continue sleeping until Subuh then.

Ah, life is good. Well.. for the moment. Malam ni tatau lagi gegege.

Life is never the same since Al-Budet.

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The truth is out there.

Background music: X-file theme song

Slow slow aku bawak 'air kecik' dalam botol yang dah ditutup dengan tisu, kemudian aku beri kat clinic assistant.

"Err, urine test."
"OK."

Aku tunggu sambil membaca Cleo.

"Hartini!"

Gegegege.

"Hm... nampaknya memang ada infection skit. Urine u kotor."
"So, kena buat Pap Smear ke?"
"Takpe, kita tengok dulu macam mana. Kalau kena buat pon, kita tak buat Pap Smear tapi [nama procedure tu, doktor sebut aku buat-buat cam paham]"
"OK."
"So, i bagi u antibiotik dengan ubat lawaskan urine."

Eh, 'air kecik' pon boleh dilawaskan ke? Kan ke dah sedia cair hehehe.

So, pregnancy test aku macam mana pulak ye? Since sekarang aku dah ada peminat-peminat setia macam artis glamer (boleh muntah sekarang), so lagak aku pon mesti la cam artis.

Jawapan aku, no komen MUAHAHAHAHAH.

The truth is out there for you to prevail, and speculate :angkat kening:

p/s: patut la Ameer protes makan ubat, ubat cecair memang tak sedap rupanya uwek.

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TEEHEEHEE.

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Nampak tak muka aku warna hijau?

:turning green:

Don't you think the signs kinda suspicious?

- pee more often than usual (it's cold la outside)
- sudden craving for fruits and sour mangoes (apa, takleh makan buah ke?)
- sudden craving for double cheese burger (alaaa standard la tu tetiba nak makan melamfau)
- nausea in the morning (hungry stomach la, that's why)
- those days are already 3 weeks late (errr...tersumbat on its way?)

Super gegegegege.

[OK, you can scold me now, start your nagging]

Ye lah, ye lah... tommorrow I'll go to the doctor to check.

If its true, then I'll bet I'm going to have major problem with the small boss. Weaning him from breast feeding will be difficult. Aiyooh, that one aaaa, if throw tantrum, traumatic you know. Throwing himself to the floor, banging his head, and wailing like crazy. I need major luck dealing with this.

Wish me luck :wink:

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We went to the zoo.

Versi Bahasa Melayu:
"Mari kita ke zoo,
Bergembira di situ...."

English version:
"Lets go to the zoo,
There're lots of things to do..."

Note: KFC and Zoo Negara joint advert back in the 90's.

Yeah you read it right, we went to the zoo. Of all things to do in a weekend.

Saturday afternoon, I took Ameer along to the grocery to buy snacks, which includes 2 cornettos hehe. The cornettos were intended for the parents, but Ameer snatched one so, a poor unlucky parent couldn't get it. The unlucky one wasn't me, off course :evil:

On our way back home, Ameer saw two pigeons. He became so excited and chased them. I would love to let him have the fun, but the thing is, we're on the road. Cars could come, and Ameer being small, chasing pigeons on the road is a dangerous thing to do. As he struggled in my arms, I thought, hey lets go to the zoo! Ameer would love it.

Furthermore, by going to the zoo, I'd be able to deceive Ahmad into sending the babycot to Aida's place. Heh, sly me.

Boy, was I right! Ameer loved every moment at the zoo. He couldn't even blink his eyes. At first, he was a little bit silence, looking at the elephants, donkeys, and flamingoes with amusement. Then, we departed from the van, and walked instead. That's when he became excited. He pointed to the tigers, rhinos, giraffe, and zebras, and squealed like mad. We had to sshh him, as everybody was looking at us.

Gosh, I didn't know rhino is that big! Surely die if I bump into them in the jungle. Ahmad said, you have to run zig zagly if you do bump into them, because rhino can only run straight. Woo, my engineer husband knows a lot about jungle survival maa?

We spent nearly two hours at the zoo. Ameer was reluctant to go back, but as soon as we're in the car, he fell asleep. Auwwww.

Funny thing is, he still points and squeals in his sleep. Wonder what animals he dreamt of, heh.

Later in the evening, he ran berserk in the apartment. Perhaps its the zoo aftermath symptoms. And I have no idea where he gets the tarzan thing from. He kept on doing the aaaa-aa-aa with his mouth wide open and a hand on the mouth, it irritated me so much!

Hello, I'm trying to watch The Apprentice here?!

All in all, its a fine weekend. Alhamdulillah.

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