Jahil tu maknanya bodoh.
Tini, kau bodoh. Kau patut masuk neraka dengan kebodohan kau.
Tolong jangan komen. Aku tak menghargainya. Sebarang komen akan hanya menambah parah dalam hatiku.
Happy Birthday to Me.
Teehee.
Egad! I'm 27.
Ahem. I mean, 17++
:-p
Naik escalator di stesen lrt.
Awek cina itu, duit syilingnya jatuh.
Dia tunduk.
Kutip duit syiling.
Bontot dia betul2 di depan muka aku.
Aduh!
Cantiknya seluar dalam dia.
Warna merah jambu yang sangat comel.
Di mana agaknya dia beli ya?
Dia toleh.
Aku sengih.
Dia toye.
Padan muka.
Dari 1 hingga 10, bontot dia dapat 5.
Tiba-tiba lunch ku rasa memual dalam perut.
Dalam kekecohan pengecilan tubuh badan, ada orang berkata:
"Kalau jaga agama dan ikut Sunnah Rasulullah, otomatik badan jadi slim dan sihat. Sebab Rasulullah selalu berlapar, selalu berpuasa, bangun malam beribadat, bermunajat."
Aku berkata,"Ustaz-ustaz tu banyak yang perut boroi je?"
Amboi. Aku tak sayang mulut nampaknya.
Sarkastik aku usah diikut. Ikut kata orang itu lagi baik buatku dan kamu. Insya Allah.
Have seen results. No longer fast breathing while walking up the slope. Teehee. But still having difficulty with stairs ;-p
Aaa ceramah Jumaat? Takde hehehehe. Sebab gua pon cam ntah ntah je sekarang :sniff:
[1]Valentino Rossi, kau sangat comel. Buat aku tersenyum di waktu pagi.
[2]Something is wrong with our electricity meter. For months, our bills would show negative figure. Puzzling. But maybe because TNB had been over-charging us last year. Last year we would pay like RM70 per month. Which is even more puzzling.
So I took that for granted. TV was on without nobody's watching. PC was on the whole night through. The apartment was full of light even when we're sleeping.
It just occured to me last night that I had been wasting on natural resources. God knows how much energy was consumed to work that turbin in hydro-electric dam, and here I am whining about rising petrol price but have the nerve to waste on electricity?
Yet I claim myself nature's lover. Hah! Shame on me.
[3]Note to self: Do not waste water too.
OK, no more slothing. I need to get my butt moving. After reading Bai's babbling about his health, I realised how unfit I am. Why, I practically out of breath just walking up the slope at Cygal, which perhaps only 50 metres stretch. And, what with the perut buncit? And what about those fats around my hip, my butt. Utterly disgusting.
So this morning after Subuh, I started of with 30 sit ups. Yeah, not much but as a beginner, I shall not overdo myself. As time goes by, I'll gradually increase the intensity. And I walked up the slope, not using the lift as usual hehe. Went to cafetaria at LG floor for breakfast, and managed to walk up the stairs for 3 floors. Then I use the lift to get to my office because my heart burned like hell hahahaha. So unfit eh? Takpe, take it slowly la kan?
I also brought my newly-bought toaster to office. No more nasi lemak in the morning. Limit the intake of fried chickens, which will be very very tough, because fried chickens always look so ever yummy. Oh my God! Just writing it make me slobber. Erk!
Not good, not good, not good. Think FC, think bird flu :-p Fish is yummier and healthier (provided that they don't swim in mercury and lead)
Wish me luck!
Had been busy and mentally exhausted to update the blog. I don't want to get into details of what had happened for the past few days because it will involve a lot of whining and umpat-ing hehe. The isi penting however, is that I presented revenue assurance in front of the Vice President. My boss? Bah! Don't get me started on him.
Ooppsie termengumpat :P
Well, not all is bad actually. For one, the VP gets to know me. Not that that's the first time I presented in front of him. But still, we need to refresh his memory eh? And if I don't get enough exposure, how will the big bosses know me right? Thanks to the exposure, my GM gave me a good rating for my performance appraisal, which is even higher than my boss hehe. He even wrote,"Hartini has put up a creditable performance." Pergh... very personalized beb :P My colleagues didn't get their names mentioned, so I guess I can be a bit perasan.
Yesterday, I spent the day lepaking. Well, most of us were. Our energy level was so low and we really need a break. So I went to Midvalley for, emmm food therapy haha as always and looking around for gifts. Lots of wedding you see. I bought two big mugs with lots of love (yess yucky but we're talking about wedding here). One has two giraffes at each end of the mug, attached with strings of love, and the other has two bears swimming in hundreds of love. Euww if you asked me, but.
For the card I wrote,
An apartment was on fire.
So he told me. Everbody was downstairs. I was too sleepy to response. Then I heard the door opened and closed.
Just let me burn to crisp.
Uh oh. What about Ameer & Zahra?
I could smell something burning but was too sleepy to rationally think.
Then he came back with the good news. The firemen managed to bring the fire down.
OK, yay!, I nodded with my eyes closed and continue hugging my bolster.
I told boss that I'll be taking leave this thursday until tuesday next week. Before he could say anything, I said that I've bought the flight tickets long time before.
You should see his face. Skewed. I'm-in-big-trouble look. He had expected me to tag him along for a meeting this Friday, because the chairperson is going to throw us the bomb. I felt like laughing, but poor him. Wonder why can't he face it alone. He's the manager, not me.
Then, he started to make me feel guilty. And boy, was he good at that.
So I guess I'll stay. I can't just leave when there are lots of work pending at the office. Money? Insya Allah. Money can come by.
Hmm.. I've learnt my lesson. No more buying Airasia tickets. Furthermore, I've always been concerned with the way their pilots touchdown. Not as smooth.
Plus, Malaysia Airline has better looking stewards. Ahem.
Okay.
So, I'll be meeting the most ferocious women in the company some time today. She may be a living proof that T-rex once roam the earth.
Well, that's an overstatement. But words on the street that she bites. So, I better watch out.
Uh oh. I've forgotten my prayer book. I've already put it on my side last night. Now, how do I put a spell on her?
Does Abacadabra works?
Aku bakal kena pancung dengan big boss lynn esok. Dah stress tahap melampau sejak semalam. Badan seram sejuk seram sejuk. Dada berdebar. Penyakit mak aku dah menurun kat aku ke? Cepat sangat darah gemuruh.
Tapi takpe. Kuatkan semangat. Tebalkan muka.
En. ****** tu makhluk. Tak boleh membawa apa mudarat kat aku.
OK ke ha?
Gegegege mati aku.
Jangan kata orang, aku pon bakal terapung. Tapi takpe, boleh merasa jadi astronaut.
Anyway, tadi dapat sms from Farid. For a moment, my heart leaped. I was like, oh my God, my brother ajak lunch. After so many months tak jumpa. Nak! Nak! Siap rasa nak buat the dance.
Then, I remembered. My own brother was referred as Ayid in my phonebook, and Farid is the guy from Pennstate.
Isk. Isk.
I think I miss my brother so much.
Boo. Hoo.
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